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[Jul. 10th, 2007|07:02 pm] |
This just in! The girl who, before today had never had a nsoebleed in her life, just finished her fourth of the day! Jenn, how do you feel?
I got bloodstains on my Wicked shirt, how do you think I feel?
Ahem... and now the weather! |
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| I lasted a whole five months... damnit XD |
[Jul. 7th, 2007|09:13 pm] |
So, I've completely forgotten how the conversation came about, but Lari was trying to be obnoxious and make me squirm and blush by spouting all sorts of innuendo and whatnot. I was being stubborn and said "Ha! There's nothing you can say that can make me uncomfortable!", hoping that she would just make -herself- twitch (which is exactly what happens to me when I try to make other people blush. Except Mort, but only on -very- rare occasions. I think it's happened twice <_<;;). Well, Lari took the challenge to heart, as has been trying to make me twitch/blush/squirm ever since.
Tonight, I let my guard down and she succeeded. Well, it wasn't so much I let my guard down as I completely forgot about the whole thing.
Vorn Maelstrom says: you don't mind if I don't read it all the way, do you? <_< Queen Vani says: LOL no, it' s longVorn Maelstrom says: that and I'm not comfortable reading about your sexual fnatasies Queen Vani says: I WIN! I WIN I WIN! Queen Vani says: I KNEW IT! Vorn Maelstrom says: ... oh GOD DAMNIT >_< Vorn Maelstrom says: It took you five months to do it! Queen Vani says: I FUCKING KNEW IT! YOU LITTLE LIAR Queen Vani says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Queen Vani says: AHAHAHAHAHAH Vorn Maelstrom says: FUCKADUCK! Queen Vani says: i Queen Vani says: knew Queen Vani says: it Vorn Maelstrom says: SHUT UP Queen Vani says: AND I WIN Vorn Maelstrom says: SCREW YOU ;_;Queen Vani says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Queen Vani says: that just made my whole day better Vorn Maelstrom says: You've just about laughed yourself out of your chair, haven't you? Queen Vani says: i would have if i wasn't in a computer lab, but i'm grinning fit to kill
(So, being the GENIUS that I am, proceeded to gloat and say 'I can't believe you didn't figure out how to get me to blush the first night of the challenge!' and proceeded to give her an example of something that would make me blush.
Of course, after writing that I proceeded to blush. Horribly. This is why I suck at chess. Can you believe that I'm related to the Second of Command to the Union's shittiest general during the Civil War? XD)
Vorn Maelstrom says: *is bluuuushing baaaaadly* Queen Vani says: you made yourself blush!
Queen Vani says: i didn't want to bring her into it, poor innocent that she is |
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| ZOMG Softball |
[Jul. 5th, 2007|10:00 pm] |
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Vorneniel21 (9:42:30 PM): .*pounces* the sixth voodoo (9:43:04 PM): hey =D Vorneniel21 (9:43:19 PM): I haff a funny story for you XD Vorneniel21 (9:43:39 PM): So, I was at softball practice, practicing softball, when suddenly this MONSOON comes out of nowhere the sixth voodoo (9:43:40 PM): oh?? Vorneniel21 (9:44:00 PM): The rest of my team was like 'ACK! get in the dug out!' Vorneniel21 (9:44:25 PM): I was like "ohhh, pretty! *points at rotation cell*" So I sat in the middle of the softball diamond in the rain Vorneniel21 (9:44:48 PM): then, three of my team mates came up behind me, picked me up, and threw me in the muddiest puddle they could find Vorneniel21 (9:44:55 PM): then the four of us started mud wrestling the sixth voodoo (9:45:06 PM): oh my GOD XD Vorneniel21 (9:45:17 PM): Seeing this, the coach decided to continue practice in the thunderstorm Vorneniel21 (9:45:42 PM): so Crystal, Kayle, Loren, and I are brooooown and muddy, trying to play softball Vorneniel21 (9:45:56 PM): after practice was over, I was still soaking wet and muddy, and I had an hour drive home... and I have cloth seats Vorneniel21 (9:46:24 PM): I had -one- small towel, so I could either cover the bottom of my seat, or the back of the seat Vorneniel21 (9:46:27 PM): guess what I did
PAUSE FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT!
the sixth voodoo (9:46:53 PM): I couldn't if I tried XD Vorneniel21 (9:47:25 PM): I put is down on the seat and took my shirt off and drove home in my wet, white sports bra <_< the sixth voodoo (9:47:39 PM): O_O the sixth voodoo (9:47:44 PM): brave, brave girl Vorneniel21 (9:48:24 PM): and the sports bra... I've since I was 12 the sixth voodoo (9:49:12 PM): was it just you in the car? o0 Vorneniel21 (9:49:25 PM): yes Vorneniel21 (9:50:14 PM): but... the hour drive home includes driving through downtown Columbus, the capital of the state XD the sixth voodoo (9:50:28 PM): ; ; the sixth voodoo (9:50:33 PM): I'd never be able to do XD the sixth voodoo (9:50:50 PM): *that Vorneniel21 (9:51:17 PM): I put on the wicked soundtrack and went off into lala land Vorneniel21 (9:51:27 PM): then realized I was going 75 in a 55 zone <_< (there's one stretch of highway that goed from a 70 mph zone to a 55 mph zone) Vorneniel21 (9:51:34 PM): Which is a good way to get pulled over XD the sixth voodoo (9:52:03 PM): O_O Vorneniel21 (9:52:04 PM): "Erm... I'm sorry officer. Can you forgive me? *flashes said officer*" the sixth voodoo (9:52:07 PM): DID YOU?
(I was speaking hypothetically, I didn't get pulled over XD)
Vorneniel21: ... no wonder everyone thinks softball players are dykes <_<
the sixth voodoo: ...well, in their defence, you are ;)
Vorneniel21: Oh... right.
Funny story over! XD
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| Cloud Nine ain't got nothin' on me :3 |
[Jul. 3rd, 2007|09:00 pm] |
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I did it, ladies and gents! I said it! I managed to say "I love you"
... and I don't mean half-mumbling, half-squeaking like I did on Valentine's day. I said it coherently. And audibly. And she said it back. I -heard- her say it. My joy knows no bounds. I... yeah *giggles* Mein head iz off spinning in ze clouds. That's ok... I don't really need it right now :3
Granted, I blushes like MAAAD afterward.
And I'm shaking like a leaf, I'm -that- giddy.
And her voice... god, her VOICE *swoons* It's just so beautiful... and you can -hear- the intelligence... personality... it's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard.
She makes me giddy, she makes me swoon, she makes me weak at the knees, ... she makes me giddy. Even more giddy.
I really hope I can do the same for her :3
I'll be in lala land for a few hours, tata!
...and a HUUUUGE thank you to Reyna for listining to me go gaga XD
sixth voodoo: aaawh, you're so cute XD |
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[Jul. 1st, 2007|03:04 pm] |
The Men's Prison that was right behind out softball fields. What you -can't- see is the shooting range just down the road. (Incidentally, the prison that was right across the street from our first tournament was several times the size of this one.)
Our catcher Kiser kicking some major Team Aftershock ass in W.V. (This field was actually blasted into a mountainside, pretty cool! I had some fun climbing up the cliff between games.)
Our first baseman getting hit by a pitch. I just thought her pose was nifty <_<
 Puuuurdy :3
The osprey needs a name. I dub him, Not Waterproof! (As he had just attempted to dive into the lagoon after a fish in the rain.) Hilton Head Island, South Carolina.
Looks a little pissy, doesn't he? I'm so honored that this regal bird saw fit to present me with his skinny, feathered ass.
The reason he looked like a drowned chicken in the earlier picture. Poor thing missed, btw.
Meh. Nothing much to be proud of, but not a bad lot of pics. |
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[Jun. 27th, 2007|04:03 pm] |
(while discussing plot details)
Vorn Maelstrom- Barbossa's Floozy says:
Oh gaaaawd.
Vorn Maelstrom- Barbossa's Floozy says:
We're going to be shot. Everywhere.
Wyrmskyld says:
yes, we are. XD
Wyrmskyld says:
and we'll deserve it richly
(Ok, so not quite a preview, more like a last statement.) |
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| Put me out of my misery. |
[Jun. 11th, 2007|11:03 pm] |
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How did Yankee Doodle come to be so badly twisted...
Little Sauron went to town
a-riding on a crony
Stuck an elf lord in his helm
and called it Bill the Pony.
Just. Don't. Ask.
But, as that has been stuck in my head for the better part of seven hours, you are more than welcome to pity me.
The movie trilogy elves weren't made correctly; Legolas, as a wood elf, should have plenty experience being drunk, and be very giggly while tipsy. He would not stand there stiff as a board *nods* That's always bothered me. If Peter Jackson does indeed make The Hobbit into a live action movie, I expect to see a plethora of drunken woodelves dancing gaily about a bonfire in Mirkwood. Preferably Legolas would be there as well.
... I just pictured Stellan Skarsgard as Thranduil.
Amazing imagry.
... Jennsy has some photoshopping to do. |
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| I love how my friends know their boundaries... NOT |
[Jun. 5th, 2007|08:52 pm] |
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Ryan says: sorry to interupt you XD Vorn Maelstrom says: interrupt my reading? o.O Vorn Maelstrom says: I haven't been reading for half an hour, I've been cursing my internet connection, it keeps poofing XD Vorn Maelstrom says: *hasn't started reading again yet* Vorn Maelstrom says: Besides, Lesty, you can never tell if I'm reading or not. I talk a mile a minute either way XD Ryan says: o_o Ryan says: have you masturbated while talking to me? Vorn Maelstrom says: I said "READING" Ryan says: reading WHAT? Vorn Maelstrom says: "READING" implies my fingers are unoccupied Vorn Maelstrom says: and... ugh... GAH Vorn Maelstrom says: *flusters* Ryan says: XD Ryan says: *wins* |
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[May. 27th, 2007|03:39 pm] |
Mein SHOULDERS.
They be burnt.
They be not wanting to move.
Never, and I mean -never- put IcyHot on sunburns. It will leave you screaming <_<
On the plus side, we made it to the semi-finals of this weekend's softball tournament!
On the bad side... I'm going to be at -least- two hours away from home every weekend until late July for mroe softball tournaments.
That's a helluva lot of suburns.
My mom bet me I could beat my old record for sun burns this year. My old record's 2nd degree, mom reckons I can hit 3rd XD
(I've already hit 1st, and this was our first tourny... she might be right ;_;)
I LIIIIVE! |
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[May. 22nd, 2007|03:55 pm] |
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I swear to god, I think I've figured out who Willy WOnka's mother is XD |
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[Apr. 23rd, 2007|05:36 pm] |
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So... I live in the midwest, in the -heart- of the midwest, but I don't have a midwestern accent XD. Close, but not quite. Western. Like Midland, Western is another accent that people consider neutral. So, you might not actually be from the Western half of the country, but you definitely sound like it. Take this quiz now - it's easy! |
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[Apr. 20th, 2007|06:01 pm] |
I've been invited by the Congressional Student Leadership Conference to apply spend 2 weeks at Georgetown School of Medicine in washington DC this summer! Of course, I don't have anywhere near enough money to afford tuition, but this is the second invitation from the CSLC i've gotten in three years :3 That'll look good on college applications!
So, up to date, the two most bizarre college letters I have recieved are from:
West Point (what a lark! XD)
and
Oglethorpe University (awesome name, eh?)
Yeah, -no- idea where I want to go to college. None XD |
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[Apr. 17th, 2007|04:34 pm] |
God I am so fucking PISSED. So very, very fucking pissed. My dad and I get into fights on an almost weekly basis because every time he sees a homosexual couple, he -has- to say something pissy, and when he does that I shoot back some scathing reply. Which in Jenn being called a bitch, because the parents can't know that their little Jenny's not straight, or the jesus freaks will shun me.
Can't afford that yet. I can wait until after college. Until then I will dream of kissing the woman of my dreams in front of everyone.
Or not. Being shy kind of makes that difficult, doesn't it? XD
Moving onto Vorn's second aggravation; teenage horomones.
Enough said.
Fucking horomones.
Alright, -now- that's enough said.
When one has vivid dreams about the person one is in love with, then wakes up to realize it's just a dream... yeah. That doesn't help much either XD |
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[Mar. 27th, 2007|05:54 pm] |
If you actually exist, thank you god for taking a young, healthy, kind, caring, selfless individual from us. Thank you for taking away a future law enforcement officer whose only dream was to protect people, before he could achieve his dream. Thank you for taking so many from us who should have long, happy, productive lives up to heaven, where everything is so god damned boring because nothing ever goes wrong.
For the wasps who are evil enough to make nests at cemetaries, FUCK YOU. I killed the bastards who stung me and I'll kill you if you try! I'm too bitchy to sting.
I am evil and cowardly. I couldn't go to his viewing, I couldn't plant a good-bye kiss on his coffin, and I couldn't fucking cry. Some freind.
Granted, I started crying as soon as I got on the highway to go home and was alone. I couldn't cry with Bryn or Morgan still there, oh no. Nope, Jenn's too much of a bitch for people to know she has emotions.
Maybe I'm not, I don't know. People who -were- crying gravitated towards me. I did a fair share of hugging today. I didn't mind. I needed the comfort more than I needed not to be touched. I would have given almost anything for Lari or Traci to have been there, but I made it. I'm alive, able to smile, laugh, enjoy life.
And now I know what matters most... seeing the people I love smile. If I can see them smile, then I can survive. |
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[Mar. 24th, 2007|07:57 pm] |
Wow...
Be careful while watching Fight Club.
I was crying and whimpering in my chair trying not to throw up.
... An especially bad movie to watch the day after your friend's dead.
I can't decide if I loved it or hated it. |
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[Mar. 15th, 2007|06:11 pm] |
FUCK YES! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! We're taking Bryn with us on Spring Break! ... unless she's made other plans in the past four days <_<.
*knocks heavily on wood*!!!!!!!!!!! |
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[Mar. 15th, 2007|04:30 pm] |
It's amazing, Lari and I went for seven or either months without talking, not from a fight or anything, we just never got on at the same time, and we've picked it up so easily that it's like we haven't missed a day. If that isn't the sign of an amazing and incredible friendship, I don't know what is. She's put up with my twitness and immaturity for four years, just about. How I didn't manage to drive her away I don't know, she's a tough old bird. It's incrediable. I mean, I love Casey and Wyrm dearly, but with Lari... there are no boundaires. She treats me like her own sister, like family, what have you. She's kept me sane and alive these past years.
She tells me she's proud of me, of how I've matured, of what I've achieved, of the fact that I don't need to pull out a dictionary anymore when we argue...
Ok, FIIIINE, I don't need to pull out a dictionary as often. Bunch of honesty vultures.
Aw shit, I need to run to PT, Physical Terrorism!... ok, not really, physical therapy, but close enough! |
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